I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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