No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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