at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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