oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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