I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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