dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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