I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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