how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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