It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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