Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
