I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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