So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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