Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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