stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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