AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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