I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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