It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Blood and glitter go together right?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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