AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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