I'm drive I can fine osifer
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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