We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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