sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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