that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
