i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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