they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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