Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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