Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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