if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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