There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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