He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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