no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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