Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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