i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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