I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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