so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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