I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
