Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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