covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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