We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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