i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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