"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize
