It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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