i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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