Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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