i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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