Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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