About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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