i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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