On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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