Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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