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sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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