Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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